I cannot remember the last time I did a post about search queries. Probably the last time I bothered to look at my analytics & since I only seem to do that in months with a F in them, it’s been almost a year at least.
This blogging class I am taking has you look at your analytics rather more often than I am accustomed to doing.
My queries are not really all that interesting, which might be why I rarely do these sort of posts. If I had queries like “Sewing head of llama to lampshade” or “samba pickles chainsaw” like I ran across for others, I would do this much more often.
52% of all queries are for just havoc
18% are for stacey havoc
Most of the rest are from perverts, with sex naked nude being added to various spellings and combinations of stacey havoc and mayhem. Those queries all show 00:00:00 time spent on the site, so I’m hoping they knew I wasn’t what they were looking for & didn’t visit.
But there were a few interesting non-perverted query strings
"where did all the dip go" – Well, if it is evil dip, then I probably ate it
candy wrapper – I’ve got nothing on this one.
chalkboard paint bathroom – a project by Martha
crochet cone pattern – I did make a crochet traffic cone
how to determine if technology is for me – I’m no help with this at all
i lost my pants and i cant find it – I have this problem every fall myself. They are in a box, under something in a closet. Trust me.
loud pad wrappers – which is the topic of one of my favorite posts
Anything interesting in your analytics lately?
Tower Update: God-5 ISP-0. But they are still planning on trying again. That tower needs to be someplace else by Monday, they tell me.
I think God feels otherwise.
If you should see news stories featuring a nut job screaming “GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS!” while chasing a bucket truck down the road, you know what happened.